Star Trek cologne coming in April

Genki Wear, a company specializing in science-fiction-inspired jewelry (mostly in the Buffyverse, it seems), will be releasing three new Star Trek colognes to go along with the reboot of the franchise this year: "Tiberius", a scent that is "difficult to define and impossible to refuse"; "Red Shirt", with the brilliant tag line "Because tomorrow may never come"; and a scent for women called "Pon Farr", designed to "drive him wild". (Polearms not included.)
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bardfinn
#1 – 8:22 AM March 10, 2009
I can't believe they missed "The Scotty": Beams you into orbit at warp speed; Underpromises and overdelivers; In the Engine Room; Can change the Laws of Physics.
michaelportent
#2 – 9:23 AM March 10, 2009
Tiberius - The scent that comes from being a jerk and screwing lots of alien chicks.
Moriarty
#3 – 9:26 AM March 10, 2009
Tiberius: sponged off a glistening Shatner.
Paul Coleman
#4 – 9:42 AM March 10, 2009
Does Red Shirt smell like death?
DSMVWL THS
#5 – 9:47 AM March 10, 2009
Red Shirt: The Smell of Fear!
These are great camp.
stb
#6 – 10:17 AM March 10, 2009
I liked Brent Spiner's Eau d' Odo much better...
ROSSINDETROIT
#7 – 12:56 PM March 10, 2009
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't buy an Eau de Toilette that said 'Boldly Go'
OM
#8 – 8:14 PM March 10, 2009
...Guaranteed to make you smell like a Horta in heat, or a Gorn with Gonorrhea.
HeatherB
#9 – 6:03 AM March 11, 2009
Seeing this product brought me an epiphany. I know now why I and many others feel that the new Star Trek film won't be as good as the originals. It won't be as hokey.
Steaming Pile
#10 – 7:29 AM March 11, 2009
@STB - or "Eau d'Spot"?
Halloween Jack
#11 – 7:47 AM March 11, 2009
I can't believe that there's not a Klingon cologne ("peaty, with just a hint of lilac"), but maybe it would just be too dangerous for mere humans.
bcsizemo
#12 – 9:51 AM March 11, 2009
Now they just need to get on board with a drink company and come out with some Klingon blood wine..
ROSSINDETROIT
#13 – 10:54 AM March 11, 2009
It's been what, 43 years since the original series? Will this franchise never die? No, I guess not.
Bonnie
#14 – 1:09 PM March 11, 2009
If it smells as good as Wil Wheaton, count me in!
brie
#15 – 5:40 PM March 12, 2009
"Chanel NCC-1701" For the upscale female trekkie.
Anonymous Anonymous
#16 – 1:41 PM March 17, 2009
the Klingon blood wine is sold in vegas on the DS9 promenade.
Anonymous Anonymous
#17 – 4:40 PM May 13, 2009
"I can't believe they missed "The Scotty": Beams you into orbit at warp speed; Underpromises and overdelivers; In the Engine Room; Can change the Laws of Physics."
That sounds more like a drink than a scent :) I'm for it of course!
Robert
Anonymous Anonymous
#18 – 1:48 PM May 22, 2009
Please post a follow-up on your Star Trek colognes. When will they be available? --or-- was this just a big joke?
Rebecca
#19 – 10:50 PM July 28, 2009
This I hope is real. I will get red shirt for my cousin whom I dislike. Pon Farr for my husband cause I am madly in love with him.
When will they be availible for sure.