Following Joel's post about the beautiful and elegant mechanical apple peeler that Mat Honan's dad owns, reader KPKPKP submits the ABL PDS75 Apple Peeler, Cutter and Corer, its modern industrial antithesis. It can deal with many fruits simultaneously.
It deals with apple skins the way the Chinese government deals with diseased chickens.
The music makes this video. You just know the machine is humming that tune to itself as it works.
Update: Added achievement badge – Joel
Update II: Noir writes: "That music is DJ Krush "Endless Railway" off the album entitled Zen. It's a great album. "