These NERF cannons can not be

Weston Boege created these concept NERF N-Force guns for an upcoming NERF-branded game for the Nintendo Wii. They'll never be real, but we can still dream about a NERF bazooka that shoots a single, giant round into the faces of small children. [via Core77]

16 Comments

Marcel

#1 – 12:47 PM March 19, 2009

Why not make em?!

After all, it's not the NERF who's responsible. It's the kid that pulls the trigger.

bardfinn

#2 – 1:18 PM March 19, 2009

"They'll never be real"

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU ARE THE MEANEST MAN EVAR DREAMCAST NOOOOOOOO

ryuthrowsstuff

#3 – 1:19 PM March 19, 2009

There is a Nerf bazooka sort of.

TITAN AS-V.1 Blaster
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IQjvmL5rF_w/SO5AqXii39I/AAAAAAAAAHo/Em3NJCknWEY/s400/Nerf+Titan+06.JPG

My 12 year old cousin has one. The round is pretty big and the thing pumps up like a super soaker. I remember thinking it was a delightfully bad idea when I bought it for him.

bardfinn

#4 – 1:24 PM March 19, 2009

Ryu: It doesn't propel a Nerf basketball / dodgeball a minimum of fifty feet, though, does it?

Must. Not. Compress. Air. In. PVC ...

ESQ

#5 – 1:31 PM March 19, 2009

I've got a stack of Ultimators left over from my days @ 3DO. They are shoulder-launched bazooka rounds of a nerflike nature:

http://denoffoam.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ultimator.gif

TJ S

#6 – 1:32 PM March 19, 2009

@4:

(I absolve myself of all responsibility for what I'm about to say)

A mini-vortex football (no whistles) fits PERFECTLY into a 2" diameter ABS pipe, commonly used to build potato guns.

That is all.

PS - I used to get 12+ seconds of hang time when firing straight up, used Brut spray deodorant as propellant.

bardfinn

#7 – 2:23 PM March 19, 2009

TJ S: Aqua-Net was my propellant of choice, but I learned the very-nearly-hard-way of the difference between a conflagration and a deflagration when a PVC schedule 80 'foomp' tank on a potato gun reached critical failure due to heat stress.

The addition of some 'secret ingredients' of my own choosing to the tank to, uh, ensure thorough oxidation of the fuel probably didn't help.

Jarvik7

#8 – 3:22 PM March 19, 2009

This game just encourages real life Nerf violence. Where is Jack Thompson when you need him? Think of the children.

zuzu

#9 – 4:36 PM March 19, 2009

Am I the only one who thinks these look like they were designed by Caterpillar?

(Maybe it's just the "construction yellow" color scheme.)

Scuba SM

#10 – 6:16 PM March 19, 2009

To my eye, those look really similar to Unreal Tournament weapons... especially that three-barreled rocket launcher up top.

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