“This Wi-Fi is perfect for my double-braided low-oxygen cleanroom-built gold-plated USB network adapter”

Taken, I’m told, somewhere in St. Louis. Oh my Missouri home, you show me far too much.

(Thanks, Espoo2 and Felipe!)

1. [beecaper]

   My eagle eye wife looked hard at the pic to read signage in the background. This is AAAburgers in St.Charles. The residents of the mindless conservative burb wasteland west of St.Louis City are sure to eat this up. This is effing hilarious!

2. [Anonymous]

   danceable internets, at last.

3. [technogeek]

   “The sign means that if you ask us, we will gladly bore you for hours with a buzzword-laden definition of ‘internet’.”

4. [h3liotype]

   Your wife would be correct. It’s from AAA Burgers in St Charles. I took the picture while I was on vacation a few weekends ago and got a kick out of the sign.

5. [caipirina]

   they probably just mean that they are fast enough to enjoy HD pr0n without the off-turning buffering …

6. [wastrel]

   hi-fi wi-fi.

7. [ptrourke]

   Somebody in St. Charles needs to read *Eats, Shoots and Leaves* (I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to read “HI DEFINITION, WIRELESS INTERNET AVAILABLE” (as in they have both HD televisions and wireless).

8. [aj]

   Yes, but this points out how stupid the name “wi-fi” is. Wireless Ethernet has nothing at all to do with fidelity of an analog signal.

9. [Oren Beck]

   The comma comment. The old one about your friend Jack needing help to dismount from his horse comes to mind too. Though I did see someone using multistrand 1/0 silver cables with Kynar over Glass cloth insulation for speaker connections. He’d salvaged it from an Arc Furnace of some sort…

10. [n8man]

    Knowing many residents of St. Charles myself, this doesn’t shock me.

11. [cinemajay]

    Thank God they ID because who knows what kind of perverts would be using HD wireless internet between the hours of 11:00am and 1:30am!

12. [PaulR]

    At a local big box electronics store, one of the sales drones tried to convince me that:
    a) there was such a thing as SDHD media cards.
    b) the HD meant High-Definition…

    I pointed to the words “Technical Services” on my shirt. I assured him that there was NO SUCH THING. Then I acquainted him with some fact about binary data.

13. [cinemajay]

    @12, you mean there are big box stores left?

14. [bvb]

    Let me see if I’m following this: You went to St. Charles for vacation? wtf upgade to Branson already…