Take two companies whose products are sort of a joke, slap them together, and here's the result: The P.U.M.A., a sort of giant, two-person Segway that is designed for commuters, with a 35-mile range from its lithium-ion batteries. It has a top speed of 35 MPH, which is plenty for city cruising. What it isn't is good-looking, but bear in mind it's a prototype, which explains the caution stripes and (presumably) the lack of any real weather proofing. Both companies hope to have the Puma on the road by 2012. It's cute and I'd love to play around with one, but I sort of don't even care anymore. All these interesting runabouts get teased, then never actually appear—or if they do, they're overpriced and impractical.