How To: Garden What’s Not Yours

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“Just watch out for needles, please…” And with that sensible yet troubling advice, I started re-planting and weeding a 120×100 ft. lot hugging I-280 in San Francisco. The property is owned by Caltrans, but the garden is definitely Annie’s. In December, after five years of staring at a mostly-barren lot across from her home, the web designer (at Sega!) set to work guerrilla-style! — without any permission, public meeting or hesitation*. Adopting an array of Agave, Dianthus, Crassula ovata, Grevillea, Ornithogalum, Anisodontea, Osteospermum and more (a good portion culled for free from Craigslist!), she started transforming the landscape and simultaneously found a way to escape the “sterile and predictable” mindset of toiling in an office. No power tools. No soil moisture sensors. No radio… Right on. So on a sunny Saturday morning, I joined her at the Pennsylvania Garden . Hear more about the artifacts unearthed (needles?), the bum who used to live there (King Cobra fan), and how I hurt my back, after the jump…

*She eventually called the city, then Caltrans, and got their blessing — and a spigot repaired — to ensure the plants won’t get ripped out. She’s invested well over $1,000, let alone the time.“People are disappointed to find out I don’t wear a ski mask,” Annie laughed in her British accent (she was born in Wales). It’s true. Up until now, my notion of guerrilla gardeners was that they were mostly 12 Monkeys-like rebels toiling in midnight darkness to bolster the natural beauty of dull, cement-laden urban spaces. “Drivers beep at me all the time!” she added.

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Pennsylvania Garden is a sloping lot perched on display for neighbors, passersby, drivers, and dozens of dogs who use the upper, un-planted portion as a toilet (two recycled poop-bag-compost stations were installed w/the help of a neighbor). Canine excrement is nothing, though. When she first began, Annie contended with a drunken homeless man who slept under a tree bordering the freeway underpass. After a shelter took the man in (provided he agree to quit drinking), she went in to clean up: a litany of 40-oz bottles, human feces, trash, and hypodermic needles (the man’s friends’ apparently).

This answered my first bit of skepticism: why not plant food? A lot this size could feed a handful of families outright, much in the same way squatters in cities like Detroit are living off abandoned land. The lot is plant-able, but Caltrans warned Annie (and she warned me): It is toxic, with oil and runoff from the highway, discarded batteries (I found a rusty D-volt), broken fuse boxes (check), and the occasional needle (ugh). Translation: wash your hands thoroughly and don’t touch your garden gloves to your mouth. Check.

We started off weeding the back hillside. Lady bugs galore. Then a sharp prick right through my glove. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. I searched. Didn’t see a needle. It was a particularly nasty twig or cactus tip. We continued, and finished with a pile of weeds that doubled her compost heap.

Planting in these conditions is tough, but Annie seems more than pleased to keep everything low-tech. A friend has promised to loan her a “Texas toothpick,” a heavy shaft of forged steel used to break ground. For now, she tackles patches of debris-caked clay with a shovel. It is hard, back-breakingly so.

Annie already transplanted almost 100 species thus far, becoming a budding amateur plant expert in the process. She regularly travels north of San Francisco to rescue unwanted cactus from people she finds through a cactus-nut she met on Craigslist or through her blog. She’s discovered that Starbucks will give her free coffee grounds (a solid top soil supplement since snails hate it and worms LOVE it). She’s learned how to manhandle 150-lb. prickly pear cacti (hint: two sets of gloves, tarp, twine, three sets of hands, and lift with the legs).

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She’s pleasant, not preachy. The self-righteous pretension you’d expect is absent. She says she simply enjoys the work. I believe her. She’s one of us: a city-dwellling web designer who spends the 9-5 weekdays tending digital gardens for a paycheck. Any excuse to disconnect, sweat, sunburn, and get dirty hands in the name of something tangible and organic is worth it. Have a great weekend.

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11 Responses to How To: Garden What’s Not Yours

  1. Branfeast says:

    My garden backs onto the rear of a large building so the rear of my house and our neighbours houses face a large cinder block wall. I keep picturing it overgrown with climbing plants and this has given me the motivation I needed to get guerilla gardening.

    I just need to find the plants now.

  2. strider_mt2k says:

    Oh I’m so going to try that seed ball idea out too.

    You’ve got me looking at my afternoon commute in a whole new way! :D

    It’s one of the reasons why Boing Boing rocks.

  3. J France says:

    This is great, and makes me want to get out and garden more. It is the Easter weekend, I suppose…

    #9: It’s vile. “co-opting” is a polite way of putting it.

    Every week they’re disappointed they don’t get caught. Not that I watch it every week. *coughs*

    And as for needle stick injuries: there is yet to be a case of transmission of hepatitis (A,B or C) or HIV outside of a clinical setting, due to needle-stick injuries. So chillax – but maintain a pair of good gloves.

    If anyone has anecdotes that contradict this, then contact your local health authority so they can report it. Because none ever has.

  4. strider_mt2k says:

    NICE!

    I love tech, and all the great things that can come with it.

    That being said, I treasure my time in my backyard garden.
    I’d bookmark a Boing Boing Gardening blog in a heartbeat.

  5. papiermeister says:

    I will now dedicate my weekend to searching for a plot to guerrilla garden!
    And I totally agree with the BB Garden idea!!!
    More green growing things is never a bad idea!

  6. kaiza says:

    In case you weren’t aware, the concept of Guerrilla Gardening has been used as a premise for a TV show here in Australia:

    http://ten.com.au/guerrilla-gardeners.htm

    Haven’t actually watched it – I can only assume it’s co-opting the idea somewhat.

  7. Genevieve says:

    Have you guys seen the instructions for making Guerilla Gardening seed balls?

    http://heavypetal.ca/archives/2007/03/a-brief-history-of-the-seed-ball/

    Awesome.

  8. inkfumes says:

    This is awesome…. well done guerilla gardner. I salute thee!

  9. Emily (daturazoku) says:

    very lovely post. thank you

  10. djacob85 says:

    I used to live directly across from this garden prior to its glorious transformation. Kudos Annie.

  11. Anonymous says:

    I’m loving these garden posts enough to suggest a BB Gardens spinoff. Not that veggies aren’t gadgets – dude, more potato batteries, coconut teardowns, orange unboxing and bananas in general! – but that BB and gardens go together like peanut butter and jelly.

    You guys might have to give up the green color scheme, though.

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