Power On Self Test: God ★ Jesus

1. [strider_mt2k]

   Saying it to this metal is just like saying it to John Connor.

2. [Anonymous]

   Oh I just HAVE to circuit bend this.

3. [Anonymous]

   WTF? It says in Japanese in small text at the top “old robot —- God series” There’s a series???
   The bigger characters in blue along the right say “Study”, “Work”, “Prosper/economic luck”

   What the heck is this thing??? What does it do? Shout the sermons in Japanese at you?

4. [Downpressor]

   this one always cracked me up

5. [Anonymous]

   We just posted a sketch that’s related to this in an odd sort of way.

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxa3OoqDurk

   PS Commenting while logged in was broken for me…

6. [Anonymous]

   @#3: it actually says “fortune telling robot”

7. [mappo]

   What, no Holy Ghost?! God damn cheapo-import holy trinities!

8. [OM]

   …Well, all you Galactica fans were wondering why Ron Moore wouldn’t show us the Cylon God. Now you know.

9. [Anonymous]

   “Japanese God-Jesus robots telling teenage fortunes

   For all we know and all we care they might as well be Martians.”

   Elivs Costello “Tokyo Storm Warning,” from *Blood and Chocolate*

10. [Jarvik7]

    @#3: You need to work on recognizing similar looking characters.

    It says “占いロボ、ゴッドジーザス”
    =Fortune Telling Robot, God-Jesus

11. [Anonymous]

    I think I would take a bouquet-clutching God-Jesus over a cross-brandishing God-Jesus any day.

12. [BastardNamban]

    @#3- Yeah, it’s a fortune-telling robot. 占い is “uranai”, means fortune telling/divination.

    Go easy on them guys, it’s an easy mistake to make- I saw the character for old at first too- #3 look a little closer.

    Even reading the box properly, what exactly does it “predict” with the power of God, as it’s supposed?
    I wonder what it says to you.

13. [Mister Moofoo]

    The power of Christ compels you.

    And by the way, God, in fact, star Jesus.

14. [squish1964]

    Yes I agree with a comment before. The cylons have arrived.