Power On Self Test: God ★ Jesus

strider_mt2k

#1 – 4:43 AM April 13, 2009

Saying it to this metal is just like saying it to John Connor.

Anonymous Anonymous

#2 – 5:25 AM April 13, 2009

Oh I just HAVE to circuit bend this.

Anonymous Anonymous

#3 – 9:05 AM April 13, 2009

WTF? It says in Japanese in small text at the top "old robot ---- God series" There's a series???
The bigger characters in blue along the right say "Study", "Work", "Prosper/economic luck"

What the heck is this thing??? What does it do? Shout the sermons in Japanese at you?

Downpressor

#4 – 9:35 AM April 13, 2009

this one always cracked me up

Anonymous Anonymous

#5 – 9:53 AM April 13, 2009

We just posted a sketch that's related to this in an odd sort of way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxa3OoqDurk

PS Commenting while logged in was broken for me...

Anonymous Anonymous

#6 – 1:14 PM April 13, 2009

@#3: it actually says "fortune telling robot"

mappo

#7 – 1:34 PM April 13, 2009

What, no Holy Ghost?! God damn cheapo-import holy trinities!

OM

#8 – 2:42 PM April 13, 2009

...Well, all you Galactica fans were wondering why Ron Moore wouldn't show us the Cylon God. Now you know.

Anonymous Anonymous

#9 – 3:16 PM April 13, 2009

"Japanese God-Jesus robots telling teenage fortunes

For all we know and all we care they might as well be Martians."

Elivs Costello "Tokyo Storm Warning," from *Blood and Chocolate*

Jarvik7

#10 – 4:17 PM April 13, 2009

@#3: You need to work on recognizing similar looking characters.

It says "占いロボ、ゴッドジーザス"
=Fortune Telling Robot, God-Jesus

Anonymous Anonymous

#11 – 11:33 PM April 13, 2009

I think I would take a bouquet-clutching God-Jesus over a cross-brandishing God-Jesus any day.

BastardNamban

#12 – 2:04 AM April 14, 2009

@#3- Yeah, it's a fortune-telling robot. 占い is "uranai", means fortune telling/divination.

Go easy on them guys, it's an easy mistake to make- I saw the character for old at first too- #3 look a little closer.

Even reading the box properly, what exactly does it "predict" with the power of God, as it's supposed?
I wonder what it says to you.

Mister Moofoo

#13 – 6:05 PM April 14, 2009

The power of Christ compels you.

And by the way, God, in fact, star Jesus.

squish1964

#14 – 6:44 AM April 15, 2009

Yes I agree with a comment before. The cylons have arrived.