Hot Chair On Chair Action: SFW (Kinda)
"Check out what happens when Mr. Overstuffed decides to give a "full interview" to a hot colonial number named Tawny!"
I thought "chair porn" was obscenely-priced fare from Herman Miller. I was wrong. It's also photos of suggestively-positioned furniture.* FurniturePorn's design is wonderfully atrocious, as are the quality and clarify of the photos. My biggest gripe: not nearly enough content and zero video (hint hint).
The captions tell you all you have to know...
"It's a beautiful day... for hot gay teen lawn chair slut humpin'!"
Yes, it is. Yes, he/she did. And, yes, he/she sure does!
*Yes, I realize Mark posted this 9 years ago. It's worth revisiting.
Update: NSFW
(thanks Inverse Square!)
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Chrs
#1 – 3:07 PM April 24, 2009
I seem to recall a video a less-long time ago, relative to this link, about a couple of chairs (or couches) who go do their thing at night, with accompanying spring squeaking noises, and in the morning the owner sees the damage incurred.
Anybody else remember this one?
Anonymous Anonymous
#2 – 3:23 PM April 24, 2009
There is a video. You may have missed it - even though it's on the first screen of content - because it's announced in lime green text on pumpkin orange background.
http://www.furnitureporn.com/roofsex.html
The makers of this? Now known as PES, makers of many other memorable commercials and shorts.
http://www.eatpes.com/
Inverse Square
#3 – 3:31 PM April 24, 2009
http://eatpes.com/roofsex.html
This is for the hardcore fetishits out there.
grimc
#4 – 3:59 PM April 24, 2009
Haha I was just talking to somebody yesterday about internet comedy classics, and was trying to describe furniture porn to them. I can't believe the site's still up.
strider_mt2k
#5 – 6:09 AM April 25, 2009
I expect the highest photographic standards to be observed in my furniture-based erotica.
homestarrunrun
#6 – 2:40 PM April 26, 2009
/B TIEM!