Hot Chair On Chair Action: SFW (Kinda)

“Check out what happens when Mr. Overstuffed decides to give a “full interview” to a hot colonial number named Tawny!”

I thought “chair porn” was obscenely-priced fare from Herman Miller. I was wrong. It’s also photos of suggestively-positioned furniture.* FurniturePorn‘s design is wonderfully atrocious, as are the quality and clarify of the photos. My biggest gripe: not nearly enough content and zero video (hint hint).

The captions tell you all you have to know…

“It’s a beautiful day… for hot gay teen lawn chair slut humpin’!”

“Baby did a bad, bad thing.”

“I think deep down you want to be punished.”

Yes, it is. Yes, he/she did. And, yes, he/she sure does!

*Yes, I realize Mark posted this 9 years ago. It’s worth revisiting.

Update: NSFW

(thanks Inverse Square!)

1. [Chrs]

   I seem to recall a video a less-long time ago, relative to this link, about a couple of chairs (or couches) who go do their thing at night, with accompanying spring squeaking noises, and in the morning the owner sees the damage incurred.

   Anybody else remember this one?

2. [Anonymous]

   There is a video. You may have missed it – even though it’s on the first screen of content – because it’s announced in lime green text on pumpkin orange background.

   http://www.furnitureporn.com/roofsex.html

   The makers of this? Now known as PES, makers of many other memorable commercials and shorts.

   http://www.eatpes.com/

3. [Inverse Square]

   http://eatpes.com/roofsex.html

   This is for the hardcore fetishits out there.

4. [grimc]

   Haha I was just talking to somebody yesterday about internet comedy classics, and was trying to describe furniture porn to them. I can’t believe the site’s still up.

5. [strider_mt2k]

   I expect the highest photographic standards to be observed in my furniture-based erotica.

6. [homestarrunrun]

   /B TIEM!