Rick Crammond writes:
Beautiful black diode Beta Blocker Amulet designed to dissipate offending Beta brain waves which allows the psychic-intuitive Alpha, Theta, and Delta waves to predominate. Explore alternate realities and parallel worlds.
Developed by EJ Gold, these unique works of art and science contain an actual working crystal diode radio circuit that has been specially tuned to resonate with the individual who uses one. All units come pre-tuned and ready to go. No batteries required. Inductive tapes and training available.
Only $250, plus shipping.
There are also these Pocket Blocker Beta Blocker models with stylish carrying cases for half the price.
But really, why dabble with entry level? Go right for the $1,850 Beacon AutoMapper:
BEACON AUTOMAPPER TWIN WAVEFORM PUP Recovery System uses twin dual-reciprocal frequency-phase-shift waveform processors with a common antenna-ground which stream into a wave-reduction combinant modified by the body through high-resonance jewelry-grade copper wrapped crystal double probes which include the body in the circuit, making it a waveform-modifier and attunement to the exact “key” waveform of the next-nearest “hottest” Parallel Universe Persona.
I don’t even own one of these devices and already they’ve made me happier.