As if setting your first dance to an Aerosmith ballad wasn’t magical enough. Nothing says “white wedding” more than 300 white LEDS. Unless you program your dress to literally say “white wedding” or whatever.
Why tell your in-laws you’re made of money, when you can show them?
Of course, some grooms may prefer to go with something a bit more subtle.
[via enlighted]
Why does the bit-more-subtle “groom” have breasts?
I’m more concerned as to why there is not a shirt worn with that suit.
As someone who once intertwined a string of xmas lights with a feather boa, I can totally get behind those dresses.
I can imagine the bridezilla looming over the groom:
We Will Dance Aerosmith.
We Will Do A Dozen Side To Side Passes.
We Will Practice For Months So You Don’t Embarass Me.
Oh, And When You Dip Me In The Middle Of The Song, My Beautiful Dress Will Sparkle Like A Starry Night In Princessland.
And you will like it.