Bra counts down to marriage, plays wedding march
Japanese lingerie company Triumph just announced their new "getting-ready-for-marriage" bra. It's a huge wedding dress-themed contraption with a ticking counter and a slot to put an engagement ring in. If you don't have marriage plans by the time the counter reaches zero, then you get to feel an immense amount of shame--and you're stuck with a stupid bra. It also has slits in the sides for a pen for when you need to sign marriage papers.
Triumph doesn't plan to ever actually sell this thing, which is probably a good thing.
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BB on Bra counts down to marriage, p...
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mr_josh on Bra counts down to marriage, p...
"@ #9 Yeah, I don't know why they would think that it's Japanese, that German mo..."
freeenterprisechic micjiffy on Bra counts down to marriage, p...
"Do they make a "we're just living together" bra? how about a little "we're abou..."
Downpressor on Bra counts down to marriage, p...
"Triumph does lots of these concept bras that are never meant for the public. Its..."
Halloween Jack on Bra counts down to marriage, p...
"Is this the same company that makes the bra that converts into a shopping bag? ..."
dculberson on Bra counts down to marriage, p...
"Zeta, but perhaps Triumph Japan is Japanese? Just maybe?..."
zeta on Bra counts down to marriage, p...
"For the third (or fourth?) time on this site: Triumph is NOT japanese, it is ger..."
Brainspore on Bra counts down to marriage, p...
"Does it automatically unfasten itself an hour after the wedding?..."
Anonymous on Bra counts down to marriage, p...
"Wedding March? No, no. It should play the Imperial March...."
O_M on Bra counts down to marriage, p...
"...Looks more like some stupid bra concept created by Tony Stark for some Iro..."
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pupdog
#1 – 9:41 AM May 13, 2009
I can't decide if she's saying 'Hurry up and propose or I'll pop you one' or 'Finally! No more pesky dignity for me!'.
strider_mt2k
#2 – 9:50 AM May 13, 2009
It's still better than a Titanium chastity belt.
"I thought the cold war was OVER!!!" -Brock Samson
Marcel
#3 – 10:28 AM May 13, 2009
Okay, this contraption has more appeal than the Indian guy who decided not to wash himself for 35 years in the hope of conceiving a son.
Just.
Anonymous
#4 – 10:37 AM May 13, 2009
Do they have a codpiece version for grooms?
TJ S
#5 – 10:52 AM May 13, 2009
It would probably be a very, very bad idea to wear that to an airport.
O_M
#6 – 1:23 PM May 13, 2009
...Looks more like some stupid bra concept created by Tony Stark for some Iron Man story. Pepper Potts' new pacemaker, anyone?
Anonymous
#7 – 9:44 PM May 13, 2009
Wedding March?
No, no. It should play the Imperial March.
Brainspore
#8 – 10:48 PM May 13, 2009
Does it automatically unfasten itself an hour after the wedding?
zeta
#9 – 4:22 AM May 14, 2009
For the third (or fourth?) time on this site: Triumph is NOT japanese, it is german.
dculberson
#10 – 6:35 AM May 14, 2009
Zeta, but perhaps Triumph Japan is Japanese? Just maybe?
Halloween Jack
#11 – 6:56 AM May 14, 2009
Is this the same company that makes the bra that converts into a shopping bag?
Downpressor
#12 – 7:00 AM May 14, 2009
Triumph does lots of these concept bras that are never meant for the public. Its a little thing called marketing doncha know.
freeenterprisechic micjiffy
#13 – 10:26 AM May 14, 2009
Do they make a "we're just living together" bra? how about a little "we're about to divorce" number?
mr_josh
#14 – 6:12 PM May 14, 2009
@ #9
Yeah, I don't know why they would think that it's Japanese, that German model is standing right there.
BB
#15 – 1:20 AM May 15, 2009
Cute, but those three Japanese word on her belly said "In Marriage Life", what the hell that means by written in on the dress ?