Psychic predicts Jobs will return to Apple as scheduled

Speaking by phone from her home in Redwood City, Courtney said Jobs will return to Apple in June as promised -- but he won't stay long.
"My feeling is he will come back," said Courtney. "I'm not seeing June as too soon."

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A "corporate psychic" for more than 30 years, Courtney claims to have consulted with scores of tech companies, including Apple, Intel, Hewlett-Packard, IBM, Sun Microsystems, and Motorola. She says politicians in local and federal government have also consulted her.

How odd that a psychic would divine the most unremarkable outcome possible! She does this for $200 an hour.

Steve Jobs will return... [CoM]