LeapFrog sent me their new Text & Learn kids PDA. God knows why—I pushed the buttons a few times, then started to cry when the pixel puppy began to judge me. I will push the buttons when I want to, dog, not when you command me from your bubblebath. Here is a new lesson: I am a human and you are a dog. Now let me in that bubblebath. But I love their box, with its horror movie font and the ruined real PDA (looks like a Palm). It's not anything that kids will care about, but it should grab parents' attention long enough to get them to open up the front flap to find the Text & Learn inside. Update: Here's Gearlog's review by a five-year-old.