Braun bodycruZer is another demammalling device

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Watch out BodyGroom, there’s a new scrotum shaver in town. The Braun bodycruZer weds a hair trimmer to a Gillette Fusion razor, letting you drag both separately or in tandem to make your body as sleek and hairless as a sea lion in a zentai suit.

They’re available in your local drug store and such for around $70.

(Dieter Rams must be turning over in his sleek aluminum grave. Someone let him out and wheel him back over to Braun, because he’s still alive and they clearly need the help.)

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5 Responses to Braun bodycruZer is another demammalling device

  1. MichaelFoody says:

    Rams isn’t dead, but I agree with the design being clumsy and looking like a toy for children.

  2. jjasper says:

    Ah, yet another waterproof vibrator. $70 bucks is a bit much, though.

  3. Merkin says:

    I wouldn’t let that thing anywhere near my fellas, lest they inadvertently end up near my ankles.

  4. grimc says:

    No video review this time around, Joel?

    Thank you.

  5. strider_mt2k says:

    I like being a Mammal.

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