POSTED BY

Joel Johnson

AT 11:06 AM
Friday May 22, 2009

Health and Vice

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Braun bodycruZer is another demammalling device

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Watch out BodyGroom, there's a new scrotum shaver in town. The Braun bodycruZer weds a hair trimmer to a Gillette Fusion razor, letting you drag both separately or in tandem to make your body as sleek and hairless as a sea lion in a zentai suit.

They're available in your local drug store and such for around $70.

(Dieter Rams must be turning over in his sleek aluminum grave. Someone let him out and wheel him back over to Braun, because he's still alive and they clearly need the help.)

5 Comments

MichaelFoody

#1 – 11:15 AM May 22, 2009

Rams isn't dead, but I agree with the design being clumsy and looking like a toy for children.

jjasper

#2 – 11:24 AM May 22, 2009

Ah, yet another waterproof vibrator. $70 bucks is a bit much, though.

Merkin

#3 – 1:52 PM May 22, 2009

I wouldn't let that thing anywhere near my fellas, lest they inadvertently end up near my ankles.

grimc

#4 – 1:58 PM May 22, 2009

No video review this time around, Joel?

Thank you.

strider_mt2k

#5 – 4:50 AM May 23, 2009

I like being a Mammal.

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