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In her latest One More Go column for Offworld, Margaret Robertson murders Steven Spielberg. Three dozen times she murders him, for his appearance at E3 and his "increasingly asinine - and frankly pretty arrogant - repetition of the 'games won't be important until they can make you cry, which up until now they haven't been able to, but don't worry I've come to fix things' line", as she otherwise looks at the game she can't stop returning to, Intelligent Qube, which she proclaims is the 'Modern Times' of videogames.

Elsewhere, 5th Cell's DS game Scribblenauts, in which the player can conjure, well, just about anything simply by writing in its name, solves the immortal "God vs. Kraken vs. Keyboard Cat" debate, and Metal Gear producer Hideo Kojima takes on Konami's Castlevania franchise, with a newly announced Xbox 360/PS3 version that could be the 3D 'vania we've always been waiting for.

And we sum up a number of the DS and Wii games that went undermentioned at Nintendo's E3 conference: the WiiWare port of gold-standard indie platformer Cave Story, the gorgeously serene 'gaming's version of the bedtime story', Night Game (above), twisted indie platformer And Yet It Moves announced for WiiWare, the Kid Icarus-esque WiiWare game Icarian, and the possible localization of the brilliant DS logic puzzler Picross 3D.

Finally, Fez creators Polytron unveil their latest retro-future logo for Infinitron Polypharma, which can only mean that work steadily continues on Power Pill, their iPhone collaboration with Paper Moon creators Infinite Ammo.