Actually, Comfort Wipe, I think living in bodies that must use the bathroom at all is archiac. Can you fix that?
And sorry, chubby dude, I do not hate on the portly types, but I really don't think there's any "advantages" to being overweight. Unless you don't like to wipe your own ass in the first place.
Thank god they weren't suggest what I first thought they were suggesting, which was to also use it as a shower brush. [via The Awl]