Baby Crying Analyser

ThinkGeek’s “Why Cry Baby Analyzer” purports to decipher the exact meaning of a sprogling’s wails. For entertainment purposes only, one presumes.

1. [ShaneAH]

   Don’t knock it dude, that thing made Herb Powell rich!

2. [dculberson]

   “I have soiled myself. How embarrassing.”

3. [muteboy]

   #2 dammit you beat me to it!

4. [chroma]

   Alternatively, if you’re not into wasting your money on useless crap, I recommend checking out a copy of “The Happiest Baby On The Block” DVD from your local library.

   There’s not actually much that babies really need.

5. [technogeek]

   From the same folks who brought you the canine version?