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Rob Beschizza

AT 5:50 AM
Thursday July 2, 2009

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Baby Crying Analyser

bea5_why_cry_baby_analyzer.jpgThinkGeek's "Why Cry Baby Analyzer" purports to decipher the exact meaning of a sprogling's wails. For entertainment purposes only, one presumes.

5 Comments

ShaneAH

#1 – 6:20 AM July 2, 2009

Don't knock it dude, that thing made Herb Powell rich!

dculberson

#2 – 6:59 AM July 2, 2009

"I have soiled myself. How embarrassing."

technogeek

#3 – 9:12 AM July 2, 2009

From the same folks who brought you the canine version?

muteboy

#4 – 11:32 AM July 2, 2009

#2 dammit you beat me to it!

chroma

#5 – 12:20 PM July 2, 2009

Alternatively, if you're not into wasting your money on useless crap, I recommend checking out a copy of "The Happiest Baby On The Block" DVD from your local library.

There's not actually much that babies really need.

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