From Reuters:
“View-Master, the Fisher-Price toy with little 3-D picture discs of mountains, rivers and caverns that kids could rotate through a viewfinder, is the latest vintage toy getting a second life on the big screen.”
Story specifics are “under wraps.”



What the hell? It’s nothing like “Transformers” or even the “Candyland” board game. There was no back story or cartoon to the View Master. It was just a View Master. Are they going to make a movie around the hula hoop (no pun intended)or slap bracelets? Honestly, a pathetic, money grubbing grab by the film and toy industry.
Have you seen The Hudsucker Proxy?
But is it going to be in 3D?
Finally, the films I’ve been waiting for are becoming a possibility:
“Fischer-Price Garage: The Movie”!
“The Pull-string Dog with Feet on it’s Wheels Trilogy”!
and
“Blocks!”
If they really wanted to exploit toy properties and also had their finger on the pulse of nostalgia-culture, we would have seen a Lego movie by now.
We almost certainly won’t.
Story specifics are under wraps? C’mon, it’s a Dreamworks film. That means it’s a talking animal with a one-dimensional personality and a stupid grin that gets sucked into the magical world of the Viewmaster. I promise.
Movie aside, moving the reel to the top was probably the best move ever in classic toy re-design.
This is just the beginning of the beginning for the Fisher-Price rampage. Imagine: See-n-Say The Movie!
Then TI gets in on the gig with Speak n Spell The Movie and the sequels, Speak n Read: That Yellow One and Speak n Math: Number Stumper Rules!