Update: The PDZD's Eve writes in: "Hey! Thanks for noticing my car! I mean, the PDZD appreciates your interest. Yes, sadly the city has been cutting back on our funding ever since the Great Uprising of the '70s. The mayor has seen fit to divert funding towards more elite militant SWAT style squads, forcing our rag-tag crew to make do with used Chevys donated by citizens of our fair burgh. The Department is currently accepting applications. Interested parties should contact email@example.com. Non Pittsburgh residents welcome."