By Rob Beschizza at 8:04 pm Wed, Aug 5, 2009
Ye who have chosen to die, be welcome! To terminate the bitterness of life, you are entitled to select from three exciting and surprising forms of death, one of which awaits beyond each of the doors you see before you. Should you fail to choose, you will be given to the Mathmos. There is no appeal.
I’m so good I’ll make the Mathmos vomit!
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Jason Weisberger, Publisher
Ken Snider, Sysadmin