By Rob Beschizza at 10:48 am Tue, Sep 22, 2009
At long last.
And in once again proves that “Swarovski Crystals” is shorthand for “This is going to be ugly and stupid”.
I have yet to see something with those on it that didn’t look ass-tastic.
Why can’t they bloody well start with pretty design which can be accented by some sparkle?
Why always something turd ugly from a crapvendor, then stick a crapton of crystals in unlikely places.
Beating things with a prettystick does not work. Beauty may only be skin deep, but ugly seems to radiate from the core…
Finally! My platinum mustache trimmer was looking a little long in the tooth.
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