Author Archives: Minister Cray Pippin Wang

It saddens me to report that only one minister remains: your humble servo, C.P. Wang. Ministers Inspiron Touchpreaux and Thanko Brando are no longer with us. Their turncoat interest in the unpleasant arts of creative engineering, “hacking,” contravening end-user license … Continue reading →

My fellows, for shame! When we gene-spliced Gates and Jobs in Morita’s warm enzyme bath, did we not create an eternal model for art? Is not Clive Sinclair’s inventessence in the flesh vats of Merck, from which we all were … Continue reading →

• Defend the revolution with Samsung’s new Q, R, X, and P Series notebooks and its NC10 netbook! Samsung’s entry into the Infomercian notebook market provides a complete computing service to its customers and solidifies Samsung as a global technology … Continue reading →

I address you directly, in such service to Infomercia as we are all engaged. Forgive your humble minister if he miswrites: data inflow problems persist on our umbilicals, forcing us to cognize while writing. Yes, it is true, our umbilicals … Continue reading →

Dear Consumers, This is an urgent message from Minister Cray Pippin Wang. If you have just experienced a transmission of a non-promotional or non-informative nature, disregard it. Proceed at once to your nearest shunt purifier and engage full dunk for … Continue reading →

Attention buycriminals! Your tired ideology is crumbling under the weight of Infomercian empirical-revolutionary science. It has now been proven that children, believed by reactionaries to require education in “schools,” using “books,” under the administration of “teachers,” need no such thing. … Continue reading →

The duties of state sometimes hang heavy, but hang they must. By order of the Ministry of Machines, enforcement actions will immediately take effect regarding this shameful public display. Unsanctioned Tetris costumes are in violation of section 744b of the … Continue reading →

It is often the case that gadgets, however perfect in aspect and form, can be further enhanced by further expenditure. This is true of even the most illustrious technological fruits of distant nations’ labor. Take, for example, the iPhone. I … Continue reading →