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Ma'am, we have some questions about your baby

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Oh, my Freddie Fruitcake!

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Baby Crying Analyser

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ThinkGeek's "Why Cry Baby Analyzer" purports to decipher the exact meaning of a sprogling's wails. For entertainment purposes only, one presumes.…

Apple approves of British nannies

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Taking tight control over what gets on the iPhone and iPod Touch doesn't come without consequences. After all, everything approved is there because of a decision that someone at Apple made.

Bear this in mind next time you head to …

Video: Time-lapse baby squirmings

I'm just as interested in the stuff we make with our gadgets as I am them gadgets themselves, especially when they give us a look at something in a way we'd never have noticed before. Such as! Francis Vachon's …

Origami stroller folds and unfolds on its own

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The "Origami" stroller from 4Moms is going to appeal to nerdy papas, too: powered by an onboard generator that recharges the unit every 300 feet, the Origami folds and unfolds itself automatically. There's a built-in safety mechanism that prevents the …

BébéSounds Angelcare Movement Sensor squawks when your baby moves

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The "BébéSounds Angelcare Movement Sensor" isn't new, but that's not a bad thing, especially when its retained such a healthy positive rating on Amazon — 4.5 stars out of five with over 300 reviews.

It distinguishes itself from regular baby …

BabyPlus Prenatal Education System

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Putting aside the obvious—that if we teach children, they will get smarter, then overthrow us—I am still scratching my head over the "BabyPlus," a strap-on pouch for mothers-to-be that purports to condition babies for greatness before they are even born. …