Category Archives: lhc

Large Hadron Collider fires its first proton beam, collisions to follow

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Congratulations to CERN and everyone who contributed to the Large Hadron Collider project, which shot off its first beam of protons today without causing immediate space/time to be slurped like a slushee into a local black hole. It's a tremendous…

Scientists Sick of People Claiming Large Hadron Collider Will Destroy World

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Professor Brian Cox of Manchester University, quoted in Britain's Daily Telegraph, says that "Anyone who thinks the Large Hadron Collider will destroy the world is a t---." I'd hate to die when they switch it on next week without…