Category Archives: masturbation

You can have sex with the Muji Tenga Egg

Muji, the austere Japanese lifestyles retailer, something like Ikea meets American Apparel, purportedly sells trays of six Egg Masturbation Aids. Unwrap the Cadbury-like foil, douse the ridged inside with the included lubricant, and scramble. Update: Oops. Turns out it’s not … Continue reading

The Sonic Lounger treats “stress” the same way 19th Century quacks treated “hysteria” (i.e. vibration)

There’s something about this Sonic Lounger that invites perverted suspicion. The leg stirrups, the strange vibrating speaker positioned directly over the uterus, the arm clamps… it has every look of a Victorian era medical device for the treatment of “hysteria” … Continue reading

Marital Aid Test Kitchen reviews the SaSi vibrator (Verdict: Obviates thumbs up)

Our go-to sex toy reviewer Lux Alptraum checks out the “SaSi”, a fancy new vibrator that has a motion nub that more or less simulates cunnilingus: The first time I heard that the SaSi could learn how to get me … Continue reading

Lonely MacGyver: Make a “Fleshlight” from a Potato Chips Tube

Should you find yourself staring lustily at the empty potato chip container you just ravished, Something Awful goon “STFU Pumpkinhead” (who has an X-Com avatar) has put up a HOWTO explaining the best way to turn that plastic tube into … Continue reading

Edwardianish Era Male Anti-Masturbation Armor

This metal device is one of a number of similar devices which were invented in the 18th, 19th and 20th centuries to prevent masturbation. A leather strap which would have kept it in place is now missing. Until the early … Continue reading