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Apple sanctioned for misleading advertising ... again!

Apple has again run afoul of false advertising rules across the pond. The latest rap from Britain's Advertising Standards Authority regards its claim that "all of the web" is accessible from the iPhone.

"They made a very general claim that you can see the internet in its entirety, and actually that's not quite true - so we've upheld [a complaint]," the ASA told the BBC, after ordering Apple to not run the ad again. Its rationale was that as the iPhone won't run Flash and Java, two commonplace web technologies, the ad misled consumers.

Apple's argument was that the claim referred only to the "availability" of webpages, rather than whether they could actually be displayed properly. Facepalm: almost anything with an internet connection meets this standard. While it has a point about WAP or other junk being served to most other cellphones, the performance of other devices doesn't bear on whether the iPhone actually does what Apple claims it does.

More convincingly, to me, is Apple's complaint that Flash and Java are third-party technologies, with which compatibility can never be perfectly ensured. Right as it is, it's a point that still comes up short when you consider its claim that the iPhone may access all of the web. From the adjudication:

We noted Apple's argument that the ad was about site availability rather than technical detail, but considered that the claim ... "all parts of the internet are on the iPhone" implied users would be able to access all websites and see them in their entirety. We considered that, because the ad had not explained the limitations, viewers were likely to expect to be able to see all the content on a website normally accessible through a PC rather than just having the ability to reach the website. We concluded that the ad gave a misleading impression of the internet capabilities of the iPhone.


The intriguing part, for me, is wondering if Apple was intentionally bullshitting, or if it really doesn't think that Flash and Java count as part of the web. Has it become too easy to believe the popular caricature that Apple operates on a cult-like mindset, full of doublethink? The truth is that it's too self-aware, and too well-controlled, to entertain such delusions.

Which leaves the question: why does it keep getting in trouble for false advertising in Britain? Just a few years ago, it was similarly sanctioned for claiming the Power Mac was the world's fastest personal computer. It's as if Apple doesn't expect its claims to be taken seriously.

Adjudication on Apple Complaint [ASA]

HoffSpace: the new social network by David Hasselhoff

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In my travels round the world I have always been surprised that no matter where I go people recognize and know me, from Europe, Australia and India to the Philippines and the Zulu Nation in South Africa. This got me thinking... I realized that while two people from two entirely different countries and backgrounds may seem to have nothing in common, the only thing they might have in common is me... So I decided to start a network where people from across the world might come together and get a conversation started over me. Where it will lead, I don't know but the world would be a better place if everyone talked a little more to each other...

So here is HoffSpace. There are videos and photos of the adventures of my life (THAT NO ONE ELSE GETS TO SEE) and also from the lives of other members.

HoffSpace [David Hasselhoff]

Related:

• David Hasselhoff sings "Jump In My Car"(music video)

States want to tax iTunes, other digital downloads

teaparty4.jpgNetChoice, a "coalition of trade associations" including Yahoo, VeriSign, and eBay — and which I take from its K Street address in D.C. to be a lobbying group — is taking a clever tack to steer state governments from implementing a tax on digital media downloads: cloak downloads in green.

From The Iconoclast:

"With global warming and a world that's running out of oil, the last thing governments should do is add taxes on something that uses no oil and produces no carbon," said Steve DelBianco, executive director of NetChoice. "A digital download is the greenest way to buy music, movies, and software, since it requires no driving to the store, no delivery vans, and no plastics or packaging."
Works for me, if only because I have no desire to pay any additional sales tax, an opinion bolstered by only personal parsimony.

If you'll pardon anecdote masked as data, I will say this: ever since New York State started charging sales tax on Amazon purchases I've made considerably fewer transactions with Amazon. Perhaps that's a good thing in the end.

States may tax iTunes, other digital downloads [The Iconoclast]

"Psychic" spoon-bender Uri Geller pwned by EFF

The outcome was predictable to anyone with an ice cream scoop worth of brain jelly slapped into their skull cavity, but professional psychic Uri Geller somehow didn't see it coming: his company, Explorologist Ltd., had its spoon bent by the EFF yesterday over a frivolous DMCA takedown notice Geller sent to the creators of a 13 minute YouTube video debunking Geller's supernatural powers... a video which happened to contain a ten second copyrighted clip of one of his performances. Fair use, in other words.

The EFF has really made Geller eat it here: not only has he been forced to withdraw, but they made him license the clip in question as non-commercial Creative Commons to boot, so as to freely aid the efforts of other skeptics. Right on, EFF!

Sapient and Explorologist Settle Lawsuit [EFF]

Esquire to geeks: hack our e-paper magazine cover

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E-paper cover a "stupid gimmick"? No way, Brian. Esquire's animated 75th anniversary cover is the flashing, squawking future of magazines.

It's pretty easy to see the far future. Cheap, disposable e-paper magazines on subway newsstands and on the racks of your airport's Hudson News. Each one thin, flexible, disposable. Just a couple of pages, with bright, glossy color, wirelessly updated with the latest issues of your favorite rag. Need something to read? Buy a new e-mag — or press a button to refresh your virtually dog-eared copy to this month's edition.

That's about five years away, just like it has been for the last decade.

But deputy editor Peter Griffin can tell you what magazine stands will look like this October, when then the 75th Anniversary issue of Esquire with an e-paper cover will be unloaded from refrigerated vans and slotted into the rack. For the first time ever, one of the magazines will be animated.

It's not too flashy yet. "The order of the words will change," says Griffin. "There will be images that will turn on and off." The images are black-and-white in four shades of grey; a murky newspaper image, at best, but colored by a sheet of transparent, tinted plastic that will be fixed over the top.

It's the same e-paper that's inside Amazon's Kindle e-book reader, except this sheet of e-paper — two, actually; there's a second sheet on the inside cover that advertises the Ford Flex crossover SUV — will cost just a few bucks, not $350.

Esquire can sell the e-paper covers at the standard cover price because of the Ford advertisement, which has "defrayed a lot of the cost," explains Griffin. That's not the cop-out it might at first glance seem: should the Esquire cover make a splash, other advertisers will be willing to underwrite the use of e-paper in other magazines.

As long as they're Hearst magazines, that is. Hearst, Esquire's publisher (and one of my employers; I'm a contributing editor at Popular Mechanics), has brokered a one-year exclusivity with eInk, the e-paper manufacturer.

But on to the question most of the geeks have been asking: Can you rip out the cover and use it for your own projects?

Griffin says it should be possible — "We look forward to seeing what people do it" — although there isn't any discrete input on the custom-designed circuit board that will control the e-paper. The data will be baked into the circuitry. Figuring out how to reprogram the e-paper controller or installing an entirely new one will be up to the hackers.

Good news about the battery, though: it should be trivial to replace.

"The batteries are pretty standard, small batteries," says Griffin, some sort of coin cell battery that can be purchased from a variety of retailers. That means when the soldered-in battery dies after an estimated ninety days, replacing it shouldn't be too much of a challenge.

The cover itself isn't going to be completely stiff, having some of the give and bend of real paper.

Griffin says the cover is "like a really heavy magazine stock, but not like cardboard," about three millimeters thick. He thinks they could have gotten it even thinner.

"The thickness in the cover has nothing to do with the circuit or the technology; it's the protection we had to build into magazine for the binding. If we were to create a demonstration cover without worrying about the padding needed for the printing process it would be not much not thicker than a regular magazine cover."

Image: Our mockup of a classic cover using an e-paper cover. The actual 75th anniversary editions have not yet been finalized. And they wouldn't show us the prototypes, the bastards.

Old Media, New Medium
New York offers a technology writer valuable perspective. It's impossible to crow about the death of old media when you're submerged in a sea of smart long-form journalism. (Compare this to San Francisco, where every person is either building a crowd-sourced Web 2.0 application that will obviate traditional journalism — or a journalist reporting about start-ups for an old media outlet.) And I am, as the JPEG goes, From the Internet. I first wrote professionally online; I developed many of my opinions and rhetorical ability online. But as I began to practice journalism, I quickly realized that it would be presumptuous to throw away the collective wisdom of a hundred-and-fifty years of journalists, full-time craftsmen who beat the streets, picked up the phone, and took the time to fully report their stories.

Bear in mind that I am also aware that a lot of real journalism happens online in new media outfits by citizen journalists; I'm also aware that most of the work I do isn't journalism. That's my point, actually: journalism is a process and a craft, one that sometimes the support of a "old" media structure like a magazine or a newspaper to be practiced. Old media outlets offer content that citizen journalists don't always have the luxury to produce. The future of media is a mish-mash of both professional and amateur journalism — a very good thing.

What's dying is paper. And it's about time. Esquire should be lauded for having the grit to put a project like this together; it certainly sounds like it was a real pain in the ass to get right. (And Griffin told me they're still working through prototypes!)

E-paper magazine covers aren't without their downsides — Esquire has essentially just introduced the blink tag to print — but for this short interlude of perhaps a couple of years while e-paper is still too rudimentary to replace glossy magazine paper entirely but cheap enough to be used as chrome in advertisements and covers, I don't see anything wrong with enjoying this rare sight: a brief moment when our sci-fi pop culture future is about to flash plainly into view. – Joel Johnson

How Apple makes journalists part of their PR machine

Dan Lyons' analysis of the Times recent story about Steve Jobs' health — the one with the "This is Steve Jobs. You think I’m an arrogant [expletive] who thinks he’s above the law, and I think you’re a slime bucket who gets most of his facts wrong." quote given to Joe Nocera — is a spot-on analysis of the potential pitfalls of Apple's iron-clad approach to public relations:

One of the many ironies and contradictions about Apple is that while the company presents this hip, open, cool image to the world, its PR machine is the most secretive, locked-down, hard-assed and disciplined of any company in tech, including IBM. To get a sense of how weird IBM is, consider that one time, while I was waiting for an elevator with a flack at IBM headquarters in Armonk, I asked, just to pass the time, if the guy ever did any jogging. The guy gave me this panicked look and said, “Why do you want to know?”

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The unfortunate thing about this arrogance is that no matter how hot a company may be, eventually every company stumbles. Someday Apple will need friends among the hackery. I’m not sure it will have any.

PR Rule #1: People who are telling the truth about themselves do not insist on being ‘off the record’ [Real Dan Lyons]

Cassettes still a multi-million dollar industry... in prison

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Cassette tapes may be dead. There may be no nostalgists who lyrically pine for the days of tape, no audiophiles who swear by the purity of the format. But tape still has its place in the world. There are perks to the obsolescent format.

For one thing, unlike CDs, the money in cassette tapes is not plummeting because of audio downloads. According to Bob Paris, owner of North Hollywood's Pack Central, a mail-order business exclusively dedicated to selling cassette tapes: . "[Five years ago], people thought I was nuts when I invested tons of money in analog prerecorded music on tape." Now? Paris' business steadily brings in a million dollars a year.

But who is buying Paris' cassettes? America's 2.3 million prisoners. Which brings us to the second advantage of tape over compact disc: a tape can't be broken apart and used as a shiv. Prisoners are allowed to have them. 60% of Paris' business is in cassette tapes.

Paris' excited conclusion: "[By selling cassette tapes] I have dodged every conventional bullet that has hit most music retailers," Paris says. "I don't have to worry about downloading, legal or illegally. The beauty of it is that prisoners don't have Internet access and never will."

I hope the "never will" part isn't true, but the full piece over at The New York Times shows how even a dead format in a dying industry can make a millionaire out of a canny businessman. It also includes a list of Paris' perennial best sellers: Michael Jackson's Thriller and a "best of" compilation by The Stylistics make the grade. A fantastic read.

Music Retailer Thrives Serving Captive Audience [NY Times]

Woz, Empire, and a tale of early Apple copyright violation

wozchewielee.jpgOver on Modern Mechanix, commenter Rick Auricchio shares several anecdotes about the early days at Apple, including a little late night copyright violation by Sir Woz himself:
We used to line up a half-dozen of the VCRs and copy tapes. Just plop ‘em on an unused desk, cable ‘em all up, and push all the buttons. This was bad enough, but then Steve Wozniak wanted a tape of the newly-released “The Empire Strikes Back.” He bribed a San Diego projectionist to “borrow” the print from the cinema and drive it to Los Angeles in the dead of night. After several hours in a transfer facility, he had a 3/4″ U-Matic professional copy of the film print, and the projectionist high-tailed it back to the cinema to return the print. That tape also made its way into the copying chain. We were perhaps the first half-dozen people with videotape copies of the film. (I discarded my heavily-letterboxed copy years ago…)

Woz later mentioned that the 4000-foot film reels wouldn’t fit the 3000-foot tables on the transfer machine, so they spent extra time cutting the print into sections that would fit, then spliced it back into its original form. Film companies, however, are very cautious that nobody steals frames from a film, lest they be printed into illegal still photos. The prints were examined to detect frame-stealing. Woz never asked whether the splices got the projectionist into any trouble; an occasional splice could be due to a film break, but not several at regular intervals.

Portable VCR's [Modern Mechanix]

Two things I learned from the New York Times this morning

First, MacRumors.com is huge. "4.4 million people and 40 million page views a month," according to this profile of its founder, Dr. Arnold Kim.

Second, that the 75th anniversary edition of Esquire magazine is going to incorporate an honest-to-god battery-powered ePaper cover. Awesome. Bring on the cheap, reusable ePaper magazines!

BBC iPlayer now goes to 11

Walter B. writes in:

The newly functioning BBC iPlayer has a max volume of ... 11. Very Spinal Tap.

Alas, this is what I get:

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For those that can, however, yay! The taxpayer-funded appropriation of public broadcasting by foreign corporations now has a cooler volume knob.

World's oldest blogger dies

Olive Riley, a 109-year-old Australian lady thought to be the world's older blogger, died yesterday. From her final post:

Penny, who's in the next bed to mine, had a visit one day this week from her daughter, who's a professional singer. Guess what happened! She and I sang a happy song, as I do every day, and before long we were joined by several nurses, who sang along too. It was quite a concert!

Olive's new blog
Olive's old/main blog
'World's oldest blogger' dies in Australia [AFP]

I think I'm trying to say that most tech pundits are dumb

The Industry Standard's Jake Widman circles back to question several technology pundits who a year ago pooh-poohed the iPhone as a poorly designed first dabbling by Apple — or worse, the device that would bring down Apple entirely.

Many did not respond. Those that did had varying responses, from Rob Enderle's claim that it's "still [not] a great phone" to others who eat a little crow and say that it's obviously striking a chord for some buyers. A few actually had purchased iPhones for themselves.

It's easy to snigger at a pundit's failure to properly forecast, but let's be fair: the iPhone could have been a flop...if the mass market's needs reflected those of tech pundits. (And while the iPhone certainly has captured perhaps more than its share of attention in the tech press, it's still not a smash hit yet. There are still only a few million iPhones on the market.)

If anything, Widman's piece underlines one of my own personal bugbears about the technology prognostication business: most of us writing about technology don't know all that much about the market in general. Sure, I think I've got a pretty good grip on trends by dint of writing about the consumer electronics market almost daily for five years, but I've been wrong about the future as much or more than I've been right. (Bluetooth headphones are going to be the hit accessory of 2006, everyone!)

I'm not trying to hide incompetence behind flippancy, either. I really do try to think this stuff through and offer my best guess. ("I predict the far flung future of...2010!") But most technology writers have a journalism background, not a hands-on technical one, and even those of us who came out of the IT or engineering world (like I did, nominally, with a couple of years of mediocre web development and sysadminning) rarely have a good grasp of design, advertising, or market forces that affect the success of a product as much or more than technical specifications.

The obvious point of reference is the iPod. When I took over Gizmodo there was still a very active debate about whether or not the iPod would succeed in the MP3 player market. A couple of years later it was clear from sales numbers alone that Apple had dominated the market, but that didn't stop vocal internet geeks from decrying not just the iPod as it applied to their needs (fair) but as it applied to the millions of others who seemed to like their iPods just fine (unfair). Even Microsoft spent millions launching platform after platform to try to fight off the iPod well after it was clear the market had spoken.

Anyway, what was I talking about? Someone just handed me a melon.

I think I remember my point: holding pundits who write incendiary articles to the fire is a good thing. Keeps them honest. But even when the pundits are right, it's mostly all a wild guess. I don't mean to undermine my entire livelihood here, but I don't think it's a big secret that most of us in this industry are just regular technology fans with no special insight or skills beyond the luxury of a job that lets us pay slightly closer attention to our subject matter than our readers.

I hope that doesn't sound really pessimistic. And if fact there are many really smart writers out there doing good work. (Mike Masnick, Tim Wu (who didn't like the iPhone!), Loyd Case and Jason Cross, much of the Ars gang, etc.; few I would saddle with the term "pundit".) I probably should have just called Dvorak a toolish prevaricator and been on my way. In fact this whole article is a mess, but when you're a tech pundit, you've got to publish whatever you end up writing, even if it's completely ludicrous, or else people might stop reading.

Magnetic Movie

Entertaining videos about magnetic fields are usually confined to the broad video genre of MRI accident security tapes. Unless calamity strikes, what could be less interesting than watching a movie about magnetism?

But British film group Semiconductor's Magnetic Movie is marvelous: magnetic fields are animated as brightly colored tentacles that invisible spread through space like the tendrils of venus fly traps, licking up stray particles.

The finale, in particular, is spectacular: it looks like something out of an apocalyptic science-fiction movie, as a mass of magnetic fields spread outwards to consume the earth in a living, alien-like ball of primal energy.

Magnetic Movie [Vimeo via DVICE]

Roku Netflix Player goes open source

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A couple months back, Joel poked around with the Roku Netflix Player. He thought it was okay, with a great interface that passes the "I'd let Brownlee use this" test. Since I didn't see that comment until now, I hope your eyeballs rot, Joel. Idiot-proof or not, though, Joel was ultimately ambivalent about the Roku:" If and when the Roku box serves up other streaming services it'll be a nice little node to stick on your TV to slurp up some free(ish) web media. Until then, it's probably for Netflix.com die-hards only."

If you pulled the trigger on that enthusiastic recommendation, doubleplus good news! Forbes is reporting that Roku will soon be rolling out an update to allow their player to stream from other select online video services. And even better? They've just released the GPL code for the plucky Netflix player. Hopefully, that means that even if Roku doesn't support your preferred brand of digital Slurpee, plucky hackers will figure it out for you.

Roku GPL Code [Official Site]

Netflix's Online Movie Dreams [Forbes via Hack-A-Day]

Treehugger/Planet Green looking for a "green tech" blogger

Sounds like a fun gig:

BE EVEN-KEELED. They will be open-minded, appreciate that life has many grey areas, not get phased by insults from commenters and will appreciate the scientific method and basic statistics.

IDEALLY, BE IN THE BAY AREA. We'd love someone from the San Francisco area but are open to other locations.
The Planet Green team is a global team of more than 60 passionate people from varied backgrounds and nationalities who are united by the desire to help push sustainability further into the mainstream. We reach millions of people who tune in to hear what we have to say. Want to become part of that voice?

Job Requirements:
8 -10 posts per day, main focus is on traffic.
Salary 40-55K, depends on skills, plus bonuses
40+hours/week

Treehugger is Seeking a Green Electronics Writer- $1000 referral award! [Treehugger]

Song: 'Apple Store Is Down'

Why should the experience of an Apple keynote just be a few times a year? Joel's song conjures the wonder and trepidation of finding that the Apple Store is Down, while a randomly-generated Keynote presentation rolls along incoherently to its classic-rock beat. Reload the page to watch a new one!

Click to play. (It might take a second to buffer; we didn't add a loading bar.) Lyrics and MP3 download after the jump.

Continue reading Song: 'Apple Store Is Down'.

iPod parody in new Venture Bros.

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This isn't really the greatest nor most timely reference, but I'll take any excuse I can get to link you to the latest episode of the finest cartoon ever made, The Venture Bros.

Learn to meet the gaze of a woman...via DVD

Avex's latest DVD is Miteru dake, or Just Looking, in which a series of 50 women stare directly into the camera for 96 minutes. By looking the women in the eye, shy viewers will become more comfortable speaking to women in real life. Call me crazy, but there might be something to it.

Product Page (Japanese) [Avex.jp via Crunchgear]

TBS runs the world's worst interstitial

When watching Family Guy on TBS, Jason Kottke was subjected to a horribly annoying interstitial ad that actually paused the content.

They paused the TV show, ran a little mini-commercial for some show that no one cares about, and then returned to the last two seconds of the segment before going to commercial.
On the other hand, you have to give TBS some credit for being so progressive: one hardly expects to see such a great advertisement for bit torrent on cable television.

TBS and their annoying interstitial commericials [Kottke]

Disc Manager takes aim at the pornography archivist demographic

pornarh.jpgEager to find a place for their optical disc caddy in a world moving inexorably towards other forms of storage, Disc Makers is now suggesting their Disc Manager — capable of locking certain discs inside the box unless you've got the proper password — is a "safe place to store your adult DVD collection." A laudable and authentic pitch, if all too miscalculated: who buys pornography on DVD?
Are you looking for a safe place to store your adult DVD collection? Disc Makers has you covered with the Disc Manager 100. The Disc Manager 100 allows users to store and password protect certain DVDs owners may prefer to keep private. The Disc Manager 100 and its bundled software makes it easy to locate any file and eject the appropriate disc in seconds. It also protects your CDs, DVDs, and Blu-ray discs from damage caused by improper handling, exposure to dust, and UV light. Users can stack up to five Disc Managers 100s – allowing parents to manage a 500 disc library with just one USB connection.

Product Page [DiscMakers.com]

Napster DRM-free store has 6 million 256kbps tracks

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Napster is now DRM-free, with its 6 million tracks costing 99 cents each. This makes it the largest DRM-free MP3 store going. The AP, writing what it thinks it ought to write, says it's a "direct challenge" to iTunes. Eliot van Buskirk has a detailed look at the new service at Wired, but Arrington nails the atmosphere in town with "I am failing to get excited." The one-word version: "Meh."

Let's face it: it's still funny as hell that the music industry, given the chance to own Napster when it was the only online music venue going, chose instead to destroy it.

Gary Kasparov and the flying RC penis

International chess grandmaster Gary Kasparov was attacked by a flying penis helicopter during a recent speech in Russia. Alert security dealt with the situation by deftly swatting the cock out of the air long before it could infiltrate Kasparov's oral region or... even worse... hover suggestively around the grandmaster's buttocks.

Gary Kasparov and the Flying Penis [YouTube via POETV]

Six ton excavator strips a woman (to her negligee, not the bone)

Though work safe, this video is the machine lover's fantasy at its most symbolically archetypal. A pale Italian beauty, biting her lip and trying not to tremble (for that would mean death), is slowly undressed, garment by garment, by a gentleman driving a six metric ton excavator with supernatural precision. In case that sentence wasn't clear enough: he undresses her with the excavator scoop. Simply incredible.

Undressing a woman with an excavator? [Liveleak]

Condé Nast/Wired.com buys Ars Technica

Details are not officially announced, but Condé Nast, which also owns Wired.com, has acquired Ars Technica. I love Wired.com and I love Ars Technica, so congrats to them both.

Japanese bicycle parking tower aches with hunger

With frightening velocipedal hunger, this Tokyo Bicycle Parking Tower gobbles up bicycles with speed and relish. It will store up to 9,400 bikes in its belly, and will only regurgitate your ten speed for a shiny 100 yen coin. The Bicycle Parking Tower's inner workings are less Rube Goldberg than I'd imagined, but there's still something remarkably disconcerting about the claustrophobic vastness of its bowels and the ruthless efficiency of its automation. One hundred years from now, we'll all pop a buck into a control panel at the end of the day and automatically be whisked away to our hibernation coffins by vast, skyscraper-sized machines exactly like this.

tokyo bicycle parking tower [YouTube via Engadget]

Video: The making of original Star Wars' computer graphics

In this video, the man responsible for creating the wireframe images of the Death Star and trench that were used in the briefing scenes of A New Hope explains how he used real computers to "digitize" images. I'm sure I'm not the first to make this observation, but it's really hilarious how futuristic Star Wars seems with its space ships and laser swords, the latest versions of which were wholly created by computers.

Review: A weekend with D-Link's DSM-750

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The D-Link DSM-750's journey to stores is something of an epic.

Continue reading Review: A weekend with D-Link's DSM-750.

Why would Europe embrace something as wasteful as self-destructing DVDs?

story.bond.cnn.jpgThe future of video rentals is pretty clearly in on-demand streaming of video over the Internet, but until then, DVD companies need to strengthen the legs of their business model somehow. Now, a German company named Einmal has announced that they have come up with a self-destructing DVD technology. Coated in a special chemical, the DVDs will begin to break down and corrosively melt after 48 hours, rendering them unplayable.

The idea is to allow people to "rent" DVDs (or, really, buy the DVDs while renting the intellectual property stored on the disc) anywhere: gas stations, grocery stores, 7-11s and the like. The whole concept eschews the troublesome "returning the disc" aspect of DVD rentals.

Of course, this isn't new: Flexplay has offered disposable DVDs in America for the last five years. I actually saw some of these at a Mass Pike Gas 'N' Gulp in January, and I remember being flabbergasted by the utter wastefulness of such a scheme... along with the way in which each and every item I purchased was placed in its own individual plastic bag, then double bagged for good measure.

That's what really bothers me about it. The wastefulness. I'm actually not particularly green conscious, subscribing to the Monty Burns School of Environmentalism. But the utterly stupid wastefulness of tossing out millions of DVDs a year — as if an optical disc were as befouled by a single viewing as a prophylactic is by a single syphilitic hump-and-squirt — just stupefies me.

What's even more bizarre is the EU is far more green-friendly than the United States. I live in a country (Germany) where all of my garbage must be sorted into eight color-coded bins every trash day; where I am expected to pay 20 cents per plastic bag when I go shopping; where an empty beer bottle will get you a 25 cent deposit back. How can Europeans, of all people, be embracing such a wasteful, decidedly un-eco-friendly scheme, even as Americans have rejected it?

And I think that's the rub: while Europe has high bandwidth penetration and people actually would like to stream video on-demand, it's a second class citizen (but with a 40% higher currency value). We're largely excluded from buying video off of iTunes. Most of the American corporate video streaming sites exclude us. There is no real European equivalent to Netflix or Blockbuster online. There's money to be made, but no one's paying attention.

Until the film and television industry starts reaching out to Europe in the same way it's reached out to Americans, melting DVDs are about as good as it's going to get.

This DVD will self-destruct in 48 hours [The Register]

RC car plays Super Mario theme on beer bottles

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This video of an extremely patient Japanese Chinese RC car enthusiast playing the Super Mario Brothers theme song on a long line of half-filled bottles snaking through an underground parking complex has been going around a lot lately, but that's no reason not to share it here... if only to commemorate the sort of hero who can drink one thousand beers then drive a remote-controlled vehicle between the empties in a perfectly straight line.

Mario Theme Played with RC Car and Bottles [YouTube]