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From the makers of "Bacon Salt", a new type of sandwich spread

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Coming any day now to an artery near you. Consider me a day one adopter.

Baconnaise product page [Baconnaise.com]…

WowBacon Microwave Cooker simplifies the impromptu PB&B sandwich making process

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One would think that humanity would be satisfied with science's existing bacon-delivery mechanisms: it comes pre-cooked, it comes in cans, it comes in sprinkles, it comes in salt — but never underestimate Infomercia's ingenuity in scratching an itch you didn't …

Suitcase full of bacon triggers airport bomb detectors

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According to this article on German news site Nachrichten, as un-ablauted by Google Translate and turned into a slurry of humorous pidgin gobbledygook, a quantity of bacon is enough to set off hand luggage bomb detectors.

Apparently, the traveler …

Even bacon-themed pap cannot besmirch real bacon's reputation

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In the ascending cock-on-cock deli platter of meta-hipness that is an internet sneer-off, a casualty: some have questioned the essential sanguine nature of bacon. And not just bacon the object, but the notion of bacon. Professing a love for bacon …

Pig-shaped earbuds making me want bacon for breakfast

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Green House of Japan's Buta (Pig) earphones are available in pink, black and white for $12. Oink!

Product Page [Green-house.co.jp via CrunchGear]…

Archie McPhee's bacon-flavored dental floss

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Archie McPhee is now selling bacon-flavored waxed floss for only $4.95 per container. An excellent way to get that lovely bacon taste in your mouth again after brushing, but I prefer to use the fat-greased sinew of a freshly slaughtered …