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Fasionable pins made from real fake arcade buttons

There’s a certain sort of person who covers their clothing in pins, and I have not been one of them since the Tunnel Snakes confiscated my fraternal jean jacket after failing to earn my crimson wings with the Overseer’s daughter. … Continue reading

Pedestrian crossing buttons: placebos or legit?

After reading the recent New Yorker article about the secret life of elevators clued me in to the fact that elevator close door buttons were nothing but scams, I began wondering what other non-functioning buttons I might be in the … Continue reading