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LG Wristphone on Stephen Fry's wrist

The very concept makes it somehow better. [@stephenfry]…

Infallibly Polite Alarm Clock, voiced by Stephen Fry

Like the clock, I'll let Hammacher Schlemmer speak for itself:
The clock plays 126 different wake-up messages in the reserved voice of Stephen Fry, the original actor from the English comedy Jeeves and Wooster. When the alarm sounds, Jeeves speaks