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perl -le 'print scalar localtime(1234567890)' # (Happy Birthday, UNIX)

UNIX turns 1234567890 seconds old Friday, February 13th, 2009 at 18:31:30. (At least on my system.) Try also: python -c 'import time;print(time.asctime(time.localtime(1234567890)))' or date -r 1234567890 to get your local equiv. [via MeFi]
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"Even Grandpa's Kill -9 couldn't stop him."

Behold, the dreaded zombie process, the loneliest kid at the process table. HALLOWEEN t-shirt []…