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perl -le 'print scalar localtime(1234567890)' # (Happy Birthday, UNIX)

UNIX turns 1234567890 seconds old Friday, February 13th, 2009 at 18:31:30. (At least on my system.)

Try also: python -c 'import time;print(time.asctime(time.localtime(1234567890)))' or date -r 1234567890 to get your local equiv.

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"Even Grandpa's Kill -9 couldn't stop him."

zombieprocess.jpg

Behold, the dreaded zombie process, the loneliest kid at the process table.

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