Yahoo! mails out kegs of foul skunk beer to promote SearchMonkey

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To promote their new SearchMonkey open search platform, Yahoo has been sending out "Happy Hour in a Box" kits... kits loaded with a mini-keg full of Heineken, a brew with all the flavor, bouquet and piquant aroma of a drunk Steve Ballmer holding you down and pissing into your mouth.

Dear Yahoo: not that you sent us any Heineken — and God help you if you ever do — but for future reference, Boing Boing Gadgets can only be bribed with a cooler of tasty micro-brews or a case of single-malt scotch. Otherwise, we accept cash, credit and Substance D.

Yahoo Celebrates SearchMonkey Launch By Shipping Out Boxes of Beer [Crunch Gear]

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