Ugly satellite dishes may be obscured by laminating photographs of their backdrops onto their surfaces. But their owners' poor taste is ineluctable.
"Sqish" is the product's name, and they're available only to Sky and Freesat users in the UK. The dish itself is about $300. Stickers are $50, and they're available to those stupid enough to pay $50 for a sticker. "It was only a matter of time," says Technabob.
They're pitching it with perfectly-shot and color-balanced examples, but let's get real. This innovation dooms us to council estates bedecked with peeling, faded and misaligned dishes completely incongruous with their backgrounds, lacking even the invisible uniformity of a plain dish's industrial design. The saving throw: Goatsedish is but an upload away.
Product Page [via DailyMail]