The KISS plasma light decapitated head wants to give you some tongue


At first glance, K.I.S.S. is a sad-looking bunch... a cadre of pudgy sixty year olds squeezed into leather body suits, wheezing and panting. One has a star painted on his face, while another has made himself up to look like a sad kitty cat. But any doubts that K.I.S.S. stands for Knights in Satan's Service immediately evaporates when Gene Simmons opens his jaw and unfurls the slavering, gelatinous musculature of his wildly flailing tongue. This is the salivating organ of Baphomet, grafted into a human mouth. This is Satanism. This... is... ROCK!

K.I.S.S. fans can now own a decapitated replica of Gene Simmons head, as well as his purplish, pulsating tongue. The Gene Simmons LED bust features an 8" long fiber-optic glass tongue that will hallucinogenically flash in time with Detroit Rock City. Not only an excellent piece of tasteful decor for any post-modernist luxury apartment, but an excellent way to practice your french kissing. Just remember to tightly constrict your esophagus.

KISS Plasma Light Sculpted Head [Things You Never Knew via Nerd Approved]

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  1. Clearly a sex toy. A REALLY SICK sex toy.

    K.I.S.S. happened right when I was fifteen/sixteen, so I hope I can be forgiven for remaining a fanboy.

  2. #4: You can be forgiven. The pathetic huckster that is Gene Simmons today is what pisses me off.

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