Advertising itself as the world's highest popping toaster, Freddie Yauner's Toast Cannon — which utilizes a high-pressure CO2 system and a mechanical ram to fire burnt bread into the stratosphere — is powerful enough to smash a piece of wheat through the hard cartilage and veiny, wrinkled sponge of your palate, then splatter against the ceiling, already covered in a tasty layer of what appears to be strawberry jam.
Freddie's going for the world toaster record today. Good luck, champ!
Update: Digital Lifestyles has video — including slo-mo — of the world record attempt. [Digital-Lifestyles.info]