Jack Black Beard Lube


It gets cold in the great Alaskan forests. So cold that death feels warm. Cold does thing to a man: it pents up passions, creeps down hair follicles, makes the skin itch. It saps and drains. Even the most manly man — the lumberjack — must sometimes resort... on those bleak winter nights, as the frosty wind howls about him... to curling up into a fetal position to conserve warmth. Then, lubing up his great, bristly beard, he keeps it warm by cramming it deep up nature's pocket. Jack Black Beard Lube. Fifteen bucks a bottle. Transparent. Won't make a mess.

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