Armin Heinrich's I am Rich iPhone App does little more than display a handsome glowing ring, and costs a grand.
Holker: "Did it take you much time to paint the Nocturne in Black and Gold? How soon did you knock it off?"
Whistler: "Oh, I 'knock one off' possibly in a couple of days - one day to do the work and another to finish it..."
Holker: "The labour of two days is that for which you ask two hundred guineas?"
Whistler: "No, I ask it for the knowledge I have gained in the work of a lifetime."
It's obviously a cosmic joke, folks. No need for hysterics.