Firebox Cyber Clean gak for computer keyboards


I love the idea of cleaning my keyboard of my sloughed off skin, tobacco detritus and its subsurface race of magic nose goblins by pouring slime all over it. Canned air is just so much less fun. Still, I don't think I'll drop the $14 on the Gak-like Cyber Clean system. Oh, sure, it looks like fun, but I fear what the slime will look like when I finally peel it off: the congealed ectoplasm smegma of a poltergeist who has ejaculated into a brothel ashtray.

Firebox Cyber Clean [Firebox via Coolest Gadgets]

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