Firebox Cyber Clean gak for computer keyboards

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I love the idea of cleaning my keyboard of my sloughed off skin, tobacco detritus and its subsurface race of magic nose goblins by pouring slime all over it. Canned air is just so much less fun. Still, I don't think I'll drop the $14 on the Gak-like Cyber Clean system. Oh, sure, it looks like fun, but I fear what the slime will look like when I finally peel it off: the congealed ectoplasm smegma of a poltergeist who has ejaculated into a brothel ashtray.

Firebox Cyber Clean [Firebox via Coolest Gadgets]

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  1. I am skeptical it comes off that easy: I think at least some the goo would get stuck underneath the keys and separate from the rest, forever becoming lodged there.

  2. “…the congealed ectoplasm smegma of a poltergeist who has ejaculated into a brothel ashtray” could be the best description of anything, ever.

  3. Eh, I throw mine in the dishwasher, then let it dry for three days…outside if the weather is amiable…and voila, spotless.

  4. “…the congealed ectoplasm smegma of a poltergeist who has ejaculated into a brothel ashtray”.

    Long-forgotten unreleased Pink Floyd album-track from the late ’60s?

  5. So the dirt and stuff just sits in the blob? That seems kind of gross. Plus it’s antibacterial, and isn’t the overuse of antibacterial products one of the reasons why we have super-resistant germs?

    Cool idea, but I’ll stick to my canned air.

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