The Spinmallow is a twenty-nine-inch rotating skewer, easily detached from its faux wood handle for easy cleaning. It spins at a "perfect" 92RPM, making for a precision-toasted marshmallow, according to its creators.
I know it's early, but I think we can pretty much call this for gadget of the century. Sorry, iPhone Insufflate 9G!
Spinmallow is also rated for regulation-sized hot dogs. It is $10 whole dollars, or the price of a cord of wood and a handful of green twigs.
Spinmallow catalog page [MarkySparkyToys.com]