There's a lot of them.
Sample Tweet: "One of the advantages of being a Captain is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it."
Sample Tweet: "Ariel is half-fish, which is kind of hot, but I can't figure out how it will work. Mulan is too manly. Belle is too bookish."
Sample Tweet: "Without followers, evil cannot spread."
Sample Tweet: "wait a sec...Sulu is gay?? WTF?? How come noone told me??"
Sample Tweet: "Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them."
Many more after the jump...
Sample Tweet: "To answer the question many have been asking, Vulcans do have fun... at regular intervals."
Sample Tweet: "If wordpress is appropriate, I use it. that's a good tool."
Sample Tweet: "Of all the languages in the universe that I know and speak, I think Italian has to be one of my favorites. It's just so romantic."
Sample Tweet: "Whats a churro?"
Sample Tweet: "What the hell? I haven't been down here 2 minutes and already some kid almost ran me over, whizzing past on wheeled shoes."
Sample Tweet: "Need to redo my LinkedIn profile. Not in the mood tonight though. IF you know me, ask me to hook up there."
Sample Tweet: "Captain's Log: Two nights of consecutive musical theatre is just not enough for this Starfleet captain."
Geordi La Forge
Sample Tweet: "The Ferengi Commerce Authority rejected a 15 billion bar bailout of Ferenginar Starships. This galactic economic crisis is getting scary."
Sample Tweet: "I am having difficulty separating my dream program from reality. Must investigate the possibility of pirates aboard the ship."
Sample Tweet: "One has never read Danielle Steele until one has read it in the Original Klingon."
Any others worth following?