Pittsburgh Dpt. of Zombie Disposal

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Update: The PDZD's Eve writes in: "Hey! Thanks for noticing my car! I mean, the PDZD appreciates your interest. Yes, sadly the city has been cutting back on our funding ever since the Great Uprising of the '70s. The mayor has seen fit to divert funding towards more elite militant SWAT style squads, forcing our rag-tag crew to make do with used Chevys donated by citizens of our fair burgh. The Department is currently accepting applications. Interested parties should contact washbar@mail.com. Non Pittsburgh residents welcome."

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  1. What is their extension at the Mayors help line? I saw some in the Mexican War Streets that someone should clean up before the Netroots people flood into town.

  2. Actually, it’s the Department of Zombie Disposal. Zombie Control is still in the R&D phases. The latest trials look promising, though…

  3. Actually, these all belong to people involved in some way with either It’s Alive, or the Zombie Walk (names redacted for privacy). Pittsburgh is, after all, the Zombie Capital.

  4. Hey! Thanks for noticing my car! I mean, the PDZD appreciates your interest. Yes, sadly the city has been cutting back on our funding ever since the Great Uprising of the ’70s. The mayor has seen fit to divert funding towards more elite militant SWAT style squads, forcing our rag-tag crew to make do with used Chevys donated by citizens of our fair burgh. The Department is currently accepting applications. Interested parties should contact washbar@mail.com. Non Pittsburgh residents welcome.

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