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USB-powered breast warmers for the nippy office

Ladies, a question: For years I have offered my services as a breast warmer out of what I must now admit was a desire not for the comfort of your more prominent glands, but instead an attempt to put my … Continue reading

Secure your thumbdrive the old-fashioned way with USBlock

Who needs AES encryption when you can attach a briefcase-style plastic “lock” to a thumbdrive’s plug? It also works a treat with mice, USB cables, and any other peripherals you inexplicably wish to render unusable. Thanko, a god among crapvendors, … Continue reading